Amy Coney Barrett Immediately Starts Hedging On Dictatorship Fanfic: Justice Barrett shut down Trump’s third term talk… until Fox asked her if she was sure and then she remembered to start hemming and hawing.
Colbert Should Moonlight As Sotomayor’s Burner Account: The justice gives her colleagues the benefit of the doubt in public. Stephen Colbert reads between the lines of the dissent.
Biglaw Associates Shocked To Discover Firm Still On Word Perfect: Maybe not that bad, but midlevels report the technology at their firms have them feeling like they’re a solid decade behind.
SCOTUS Shadow Docket Continues Calvinball Streak: The Court knifes Humphrey’s Executor, proving precedent is only sacred when it props up Republicans.
Teachers Sue Over Blocked Loan Forgiveness, Because Chalk Doesn’t Pay The Mortgage: The American Federation of Teachers takes the fight to court.
Go In-House Early, Retire Before Your Friends Make Counsel: Confirming what everyone suspected: going in-house is the smartest move in legal life.
Amy Coney Barrett Ruminates On AI, Accidentally Summons HAL 9000: The justice shares her deep thoughts on artificial intelligence, which mostly reveal she hasn’t met Clippy.
What A Lawyer Paycheck Can Afford… By City: Let’s look at some real estate listings in the supposedly “best bang for your buck” legal markets.
Training Young Lawyers In The Age Of AI Is Still Mostly Hazing: Beneath the mystery and rhetoric, firms are still teaching associates by throwing them into traffic and hoping they don’t die.
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